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"Stop indecent exposure to vehicle emissions"
– Message on banner held by Simon Oosterman and three naked supporters (two men and a woman) outside court on 17 February 2005
Some suggested slogans for publicity, banners or painting on bodies...
Contents
General
- Damn, it's getting hot in here, stop putting CO2 in the atmosphere! Damn, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes and go cycling! - Conrad Schmidt
- Be all you can be! Be auto- and clothes-free!
- Travel lightly – leave your cars and clothes behind!
- Let's bike and exercise naked so we don't have the trouble to take off clothes when we have sex.
Environmental
- Burn fat not oil! Sweat smells sweeter than CO2!
- What do cars and clothes have common? They both start with C and they suck!
Against oil dependency
- Oil is not a bare necessity but a crude obsession (seen on a sign during the London 2005 ride).
- Crude is rude! Don't be a prude – go nude!
- Less gas, more ass!
- Our nude bodies are dependent on food, not foreign oil
- This naked body burns calories, not oil
- No Gulf drilling for this naked body
- Slicks kill - stay alive!
Bike-positive/car-free
- Honk if you love bikes! Honk twice if you love naked cyclists!
- Your butt looks better on a bike! Your skin is outta sight! You'll travel with ease as you feel that breeze, and drip clean sweat instead of oil!
- Bicycles make cleaner traffic jams!
- Don't pollute this naked body with your SUV
- Such Unnecessary Vehicles
Body-positive
- Damn, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes and go cycling!
- I'm nude, not lewd
- I'm naked and FREE!
- We're proud to be nude Americans
- 1, 2, 3, 4... Cars and petrol lead to war. 5, 6, 7, 8... Cars stink, bikes are great!
- Food not bombs for this naked body
- No Iraqi died to fuel this nude body
- Keep your Storms Troopers away from my naked body
- No concealed WMD on this nude body
- No Iraqi died to fuel this bike!
- This naked body doesn't kill for oil
- Birthday suits not body bags
- Relax! It's a penis, not a gun.
Miscellaneous political slogans
- We've been stripped of our rights
- Don't illegally wire-tap this nude body
