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"Stop indecent exposure to vehicle emissions"
– Message on banner held by Simon Oosterman and three naked supporters (two men and a woman) outside court on 17 February 2005

Some suggested slogans for publicity, banners or painting on bodies...

Slogans by category

General

• Damn, it's getting hot in here, stop putting CO2 in the atmosphere! Damn, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes and go cycling! - Conrad Schmidt
• Be all you can be! Be auto- and clothes-free!
• Travel lightly – leave your cars and clothes behind!

Environmental

• Burn fat not oil! Sweat smells sweeter than CO2!
• What do cars and clothes have common? They both start with C and they suck!

Against oil dependency

• Oil is not a bare necessity but a crude obsession (seen on a sign during the London 2005 ride).
• Crude is rude! Don't be a prude – go nude!
• Less gas, more ass!
• Our nude bodies are dependent on food, not foreign oil
• This naked body burns calories, not oil
• 15 mpg or 30 mppp (miles per pound of pasta)?
• No Gulf drilling for this naked body
• Slicks kill - stay alive!
• Less oil = More life
• Infinity miles per gallon!

Bike-positive/car-free

• Honk if you love bikes! Honk twice if you love naked cyclists!
• Your butt looks better on a bike! Your skin is outta sight! You'll travel with ease as you feel that breeze, and drip clean sweat instead of oil!
• Bicycles make cleaner traffic jams!
• Don't pollute this naked body with your SUV
• Such Unnecessary Vehicles
• This is what a car-free society looks like

Body-positive

• Damn, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes and go cycling!
• I'm nude, not lewd
• I'm naked and FREE!
• We're proud to be nude Americans
• Love your body - and your bike!

War and peace related

• 1, 2, 3, 4... Cars and petrol lead to war. 5, 6, 7, 8... Cars stink, bikes are great!
• Food not bombs for this naked body
• No Iraqi died to fuel this nude body
• Keep your Storms Troopers away from my naked body
• No concealed WMD on this nude body
• No Iraqi died to fuel this bike!
• This naked body doesn't kill for oil
• Birthday suits not body bags
• Relax! It's a penis, not a gun.

Miscellaneous political slogans

• We've been stripped of our rights
• Don't illegally wire-tap this nude body

Miscellaneous/unsorted slogans

Here are a few possibilities to think about/choose from. Copy freely or invent your own:

• Protest oil dependency
• Curb car culture
• Real rights for bikes
• Celebrate body freedom
• No fumes here!
• My energy's renude
• Warning: human-powered vehicle ahead
• Jeremy Clarkson go home! (UK)
• Sweat not oil
• One less car
• Une auto de moins (France)
• Nude not lewd
• Stop indecent exposure to vehicle emissions
• We are traffic
• The Future's Green
• Greener is cleaner
• Two wheels good (but tricycles welcome!)