Slogans

"Stop indecent exposure to vehicle emissions"
– Message on banner held by Simon Oosterman and three naked supporters (two men and a woman) outside court on 17 February 2005

Some suggested slogans for publicity, banners or painting on bodies...

War and peace related

• 1, 2, 3, 4... Cars and petrol lead to war. 5, 6, 7, 8... Cars stink, bikes are great!
• Food not bombs for this naked body
• No Iraqi died to fuel this nude body
• Keep your Storms Troopers away from my naked body
• No concealed WMD on this nude body
• No Iraqi died to fuel this bike!
• This naked body doesn't kill for oil

Environmental

• Damn, it's getting hot in here, stop putting CO2 in the atmosphere! Damn, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes and go cycling! - Conrad Schmidt
• Burn fat not oil! Sweat smells sweeter than CO2!

Against oil dependency

• Crude is rude! Don't be a prude – go nude!
• Less gas, more ass!
• Our nude bodies are dependent on food, not foreign oil
• This naked body burns calories, not oil
• No Gulf drilling for this naked body

Against cars and SUVs/4x4s

• Honk if you love bikes! Honk twice if you love naked cyclists!
• Your butt looks better on a bike! Your skin is outta sight! You'll travel with ease as you feel that breeze, and drip clean sweat instead of oil!
• Bicycles make cleaner traffic jams!
• Don't pollute this naked body with your SUV

Body-positive

• Damn, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes and go cycling!
• I'm nude, not lewd
• I'm naked and FREE!
• We're proud to be nude Americans

Miscellaneous political slogans

• We've been stripped of our rights
• Don't illegally wire-tap this nude body

General

• Be all you can be! Be auto- and clothes-free!
• Travel lightly – leave your cars and clothes behind!