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''– Message on banner held by Simon Oosterman and three naked supporters (two men and a woman) outside court on 17 February 2005''
 
''– Message on banner held by Simon Oosterman and three naked supporters (two men and a woman) outside court on 17 February 2005''
  
Some suggested slogans for publicity, banners or painting on bodies...
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Some suggested slogans for publicity, banners or painting on bodies – copy freely or invent your own:
  
 
==Slogans by category==
 
==Slogans by category==
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*Be all you can be! Be auto- and clothes-free!
 
*Be all you can be! Be auto- and clothes-free!
 
*Travel lightly – leave your cars and clothes behind!
 
*Travel lightly – leave your cars and clothes behind!
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*My energy's renude ''(?!)''
  
 
===Environmental===
 
===Environmental===
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*What do cars and clothes have common? They both start with C and they suck!
 
*What do cars and clothes have common? They both start with C and they suck!
 
*Never mind the bollocks Its time to respect our planet
 
*Never mind the bollocks Its time to respect our planet
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*The Future's Green
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*Greener is cleaner
  
 
===Against oil dependency===
 
===Against oil dependency===
*Oil is not a bare necessity but a crude obsession (seen on a sign during the London 2005 ride).
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*Oil is not a bare necessity but a crude obsession ''(seen on a sign during the London 2005 ride)''
 
*Crude is rude! Don't be a prude – go nude!
 
*Crude is rude! Don't be a prude – go nude!
 
*Less gas, more ass!
 
*Less gas, more ass!
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*Less oil = More life
 
*Less oil = More life
 
*Infinity miles per gallon!
 
*Infinity miles per gallon!
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*Protest oil dependency
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*Sweat not oil
  
 
===Bike-positive/car-free===
 
===Bike-positive/car-free===
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*Such Unnecessary Vehicles
 
*Such Unnecessary Vehicles
 
*This is what a car-free society looks like
 
*This is what a car-free society looks like
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*Curb car culture
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*Real rights for bikes
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*No fumes here!
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*Jeremy Clarkson go home! ''(UK)''
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*One less car
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*Une auto de moins ''(France)''
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*Stop indecent exposure to vehicle emissions
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*We are traffic
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*Two wheels good ''(but tricycles welcome!)''
  
 
===Body-positive===
 
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*We're all naked underneath our clothes
 
*We're all naked underneath our clothes
 
*Love your body - and your bike!
 
*Love your body - and your bike!
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*Celebrate body freedom
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*Nude not lewd
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*One less T-shirt!
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===Road safety===
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*Now can you bl**dy see me?!
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*Warning: human-powered vehicle ahead
  
 
===War and peace related===
 
===War and peace related===
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*Don't illegally wire-tap this nude body
 
*Don't illegally wire-tap this nude body
  
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==Miscellaneous/unsorted slogans==
 
==Miscellaneous/unsorted slogans==
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*Protest oil dependency
 
*Curb car culture
 
*Real rights for bikes
 
*Celebrate body freedom
 
*No fumes here!
 
*My energy's renude
 
*Warning: human-powered vehicle ahead
 
*Jeremy Clarkson go home! ''(UK)''
 
*Sweat not oil
 
*One less car
 
*Une auto de moins ''(France)''
 
*Nude not lewd
 
*Stop indecent exposure to vehicle emissions
 
*We are traffic
 
*The Future's Green
 
*Greener is cleaner
 
*Two wheels good ''(but tricycles welcome!)''
 
 
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– Message on banner held by Simon Oosterman and three naked supporters (two men and a woman) outside court on 17 February 2005

Some suggested slogans for publicity, banners or painting on bodies – copy freely or invent your own:

Slogans by category

General

  • Damn, it's getting hot in here, stop putting CO2 in the atmosphere! Damn, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes and go cycling! - Conrad Schmidt
  • Be all you can be! Be auto- and clothes-free!
  • Travel lightly – leave your cars and clothes behind!
  • My energy's renude (?!)

Environmental

  • Burn fat not oil! Sweat smells sweeter than CO2!
  • What do cars and clothes have common? They both start with C and they suck!
  • Never mind the bollocks Its time to respect our planet
  • The Future's Green
  • Greener is cleaner

Against oil dependency

  • Oil is not a bare necessity but a crude obsession (seen on a sign during the London 2005 ride)
  • Crude is rude! Don't be a prude – go nude!
  • Less gas, more ass!
  • Our nude bodies are dependent on food, not foreign oil
  • This naked body burns calories, not oil
  • 15 mpg or 30 mppp (miles per pound of pasta)?
  • No Gulf drilling for this naked body
  • Slicks kill - stay alive!
  • Less oil = More life
  • Infinity miles per gallon!
  • Protest oil dependency
  • Sweat not oil

Bike-positive/car-free

  • Honk if you love bikes! Honk twice if you love naked cyclists!
  • Your butt looks better on a bike! Your skin is outta sight! You'll travel with ease as you feel that breeze, and drip clean sweat instead of oil!
  • Bicycles make cleaner traffic jams!
  • Don't pollute this naked body with your SUV
  • Such Unnecessary Vehicles
  • This is what a car-free society looks like
  • Curb car culture
  • Real rights for bikes
  • No fumes here!
  • Jeremy Clarkson go home! (UK)
  • One less car
  • Une auto de moins (France)
  • Stop indecent exposure to vehicle emissions
  • We are traffic
  • Two wheels good (but tricycles welcome!)

Body-positive

  • Damn, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes and go cycling!
  • I'm nude, not lewd
  • I'm naked and FREE!
  • We're proud to be nude Americans/Brits/citizens of the world etc.
  • We're all naked underneath our clothes
  • Love your body - and your bike!
  • Celebrate body freedom
  • Nude not lewd
  • One less T-shirt!

Road safety

  • Now can you bl**dy see me?!
  • Warning: human-powered vehicle ahead

War and peace related

  • 1, 2, 3, 4... Cars and petrol lead to war. 5, 6, 7, 8... Cars stink, bikes are great!
  • Food not bombs for this naked body
  • No Iraqi died to fuel this nude body
  • Keep your Storms Troopers away from my naked body
  • No concealed WMD on this nude body
  • No Iraqi died to fuel this bike!
  • This naked body doesn't kill for oil
  • Birthday suits not body bags
  • Relax! It's a penis, not a gun.

Miscellaneous political slogans

  • We've been stripped of our rights
  • Don't illegally wire-tap this nude body