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"Stop indecent exposure to vehicle emissions"
– Message on banner held by Simon Oosterman and three naked supporters (two men and a woman) outside court on 17 February 2005

Some suggested slogans for publicity, banners or painting on bodies...

General

• Damn, it's getting hot in here, stop putting CO2 in the atmosphere! Damn, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes and go cycling! - Conrad Schmidt
• Be all you can be! Be auto- and clothes-free!
• Travel lightly – leave your cars and clothes behind!
• Let's bike and exercise naked so we don't have the trouble to take off and on clothes.
• To prevent CO2 from spreading and to let those in needy get some clothes, ride on your bicycle naked
• Ooh, la-la, I want to be like them, riding naked! (Girl/boy looks at her/his vagina/penis and looks at naked cyclist's vagina/penis/breasts)
• It's more for our fellow generations to come, so ride on a cycle naked.

Environmental

• Burn fat not oil! Sweat smells sweeter than CO2!
• What do cars and clothes have common? They both start with C and they suck!

Against oil dependency

• Oil is not a bare necessity but a crude obsession (seen on a sign during the London 2005 ride).
• Crude is rude! Don't be a prude – go nude!
• Less gas, more ass!
• Our nude bodies are dependent on food, not foreign oil
• This naked body burns calories, not oil
• No Gulf drilling for this naked body
• Slicks kill - stay alive!

Bike-positive/car-free

• Honk if you love bikes! Honk twice if you love naked cyclists!
• Your butt looks better on a bike! Your skin is outta sight! You'll travel with ease as you feel that breeze, and drip clean sweat instead of oil!
• Bicycles make cleaner traffic jams!
• Don't pollute this naked body with your SUV
• Such Unnecessary Vehicles

Body-positive

• Damn, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes and go cycling!
• I'm nude, not lewd
• I'm naked and FREE!
• We're proud to be nude Americans

War and peace related

• 1, 2, 3, 4... Cars and petrol lead to war. 5, 6, 7, 8... Cars stink, bikes are great!
• Food not bombs for this naked body
• No Iraqi died to fuel this nude body
• Keep your Storms Troopers away from my naked body
• No concealed WMD on this nude body
• No Iraqi died to fuel this bike!
• This naked body doesn't kill for oil
• Birthday suits not body bags
• Relax! It's a penis, not a gun.

Miscellaneous political slogans

• We've been stripped of our rights
• Don't illegally wire-tap this nude body