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:''See also [[Quotes]].''<br />
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'''"Stop indecent exposure to vehicle emissions"'''<br /><br />
''– Message on banner held by Simon Oosterman and three naked supporters (two men and a woman) outside court on 17 February 2005''<br />
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Some suggested slogans for publicity, banners or painting on bodies – copy freely or invent your own:<br />
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==Slogans by category==<br />
===General===<br />
*Damn, it's getting hot in here, stop putting CO2 in the atmosphere! Damn, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes and go cycling! - Conrad Schmidt<br />
*Be all you can be! Be auto- and clothes-free!<br />
*Travel lightly – leave your cars and clothes behind!<br />
*My energy's renude ''(?!)''<br />
*Honk For Silence<br />
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===Environmental===<br />
*Burn fat not oil! Sweat smells sweeter than CO2!<br />
*What do cars and clothes have common? They both start with C and they suck!<br />
*Never mind the bollocks Its time to respect our planet<br />
*The Future's Green<br />
*Greener is cleaner<br />
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===Against oil dependency===<br />
*Oil is not a bare necessity but a crude obsession ''(seen on a sign during the London 2005 ride)''<br />
*Crude is rude! Don't be a prude – go nude!<br />
*Less gas, more ass!<br />
*Our nude bodies are dependent on food, not foreign oil<br />
*This naked body burns calories, not oil<br />
*15 mpg or 30 mppp (miles per pound of pasta)?<br />
*No Gulf drilling for this naked body<br />
*Slicks kill - stay alive!<br />
*Less oil = More life<br />
*Infinity miles per gallon!<br />
*Protest oil dependency<br />
*Sweat not oil<br />
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===Bike-positive/car-free===<br />
*Honk if you love bikes! Honk twice if you love naked cyclists!<br />
*Your butt looks better on a bike! Your skin is outta sight! You'll travel with ease as you feel that breeze, and drip clean sweat instead of oil!<br />
*Bicycles make cleaner traffic jams!<br />
*Don't pollute this naked body with your SUV<br />
*Such Unnecessary Vehicles<br />
*This is what a car-free society looks like<br />
*Curb car culture<br />
*Real rights for bikes<br />
*No fumes here!<br />
*Jeremy Clarkson go home! ''(UK)''<br />
*One less car<br />
*Une auto de moins ''(France)''<br />
*Stop indecent exposure to vehicle emissions<br />
*We are traffic<br />
*Two wheels good ''(but tricycles welcome!)''<br />
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===Body-positive===<br />
*Damn, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes and go cycling!<br />
*I'm nude, not lewd<br />
*I'm naked and FREE!<br />
*We're proud to be nude Americans/Brits/citizens of the world etc.<br />
*We're all naked underneath our clothes<br />
*Love your body - and your bike!<br />
*Celebrate body freedom<br />
*Nude not lewd<br />
*One less T-shirt!<br />
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===Road safety===<br />
*Now can you bl**dy see me?!<br />
*Warning: human-powered vehicle ahead <br />
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===War and peace related===<br />
*1, 2, 3, 4... Cars and petrol lead to war. 5, 6, 7, 8... Cars stink, bikes are great!<br />
*Food not bombs for this naked body<br />
*No Iraqi died to fuel this nude body<br />
*Keep your Storms Troopers away from my naked body<br />
*No concealed WMD on this nude body<br />
*No Iraqi died to fuel this bike!<br />
*This naked body doesn't kill for oil<br />
*Birthday suits not body bags<br />
*Relax! It's a penis, not a gun.<br />
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===Miscellaneous political slogans===<br />
*We've been stripped of our rights<br />
*Don't illegally wire-tap this nude body<br />
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